soot is a funny word.: Archive

Dec 23rd

3,451 notes

Jun 14th

“being replied to only when convenient, second, and only when her texts come in…just doesn’t quite cut it.” - Worm on a Leash

Jun 11th

http://viviennechan.com/tankman/ →

Jun 5th

i guess the funny thing is that it’s not about feeling inferior, just feeling different. and a little bit unwanted, in comparison. like a compromise.

Jun 4th

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...

oh lol. icantfeelmyarms: edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi...

May 28th

24,309 notes

ballsack.

“i can’t say that my heart doesn’t punch harder and faster every time i think i’m one step closer to losing you maybe that’s why hearts beat so you get used to the idea of getting hurt.”

May 17th

Apr 8th

59,997 notes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0J9qlhyDI8&hd=1 →

Mar 19th

hai ken hai ku too.

sorry i am not, obsessed with artsy-fartsy, dressed in chic bullshit.

Mar 19th

chili padi istimewa pedas super maximum

Round lumps of cells grow Up to love porridge Later Become The Supremes -Anselm Hollo, 5 & 7 & 5 lumps. love porridge. oh yum. WTF. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. GET OFF MOTHERTUMBLR AND DO YOUR WORK. budiamsick:( gone to curl up into a little gyozaball in candyland. pow-wow!

Mar 19th

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-articl... →

Line of irony: “I hate the word routine.”

Mar 18th

http://nplusonemag.com/on-the-market →

“… I need you to look diminutive.”

Mar 12th

it's glitch, bitch. →

Mar 12th

Mar 10th

76 notes

“…Many an eager student has turned up at an art school on the other side of the world only to be sorely disappointed, realising that they have arrived five years too late. The institution they thought was the current engine room of creativity has overcrowded studios, thanks in part to the very reputation that has drawn so many students there…” ...

Jan 19th

Jan 18th

wiki-wiki-wiki-wahwah-ootzootzootz.

“SAN FRANCISCO – Can the world live without Wikipedia for a day? The user-driven online encyclopedia is one of the Internet’s most visited sites, and at midnight Eastern Standard Time it began a 24-hour “blackout” in protest against proposed anti-piracy legislation that many leading websites — including Reddit, Google, Facebook, Amazon and others — contend...

Jan 18th

if you treat someone the way you want to be treated, and if this is being treated well, should anything happen, atleast you won’t be the douche in the end. right? unless you’re water. then you should get treated til you are clean enough to douche.

Dec 12th