“being replied to only when convenient, second, and only when her texts come in…just doesn’t quite cut it.” - Worm on a Leash
i guess the funny thing is that it’s not about feeling inferior, just feeling different. and a little bit unwanted, in comparison. like a compromise.
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
oh lol. icantfeelmyarms: edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi...
“i can’t say that my heart doesn’t punch harder and faster every time i think i’m one step closer to losing you maybe that’s why hearts beat so you get used to the idea of getting hurt.”
hai ken hai ku too.
sorry i am not, obsessed with artsy-fartsy, dressed in chic bullshit.
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Round lumps of cells grow Up to love porridge Later Become The Supremes -Anselm Hollo, 5 & 7 & 5 lumps. love porridge. oh yum. WTF. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. GET OFF MOTHERTUMBLR AND DO YOUR WORK. budiamsick:( gone to curl up into a little gyozaball in candyland. pow-wow!
Line of irony: “I hate the word routine.”
“… I need you to look diminutive.”
it's glitch, bitch. →
“…Many an eager student has turned up at an art school on the other side of the world only to be sorely disappointed, realising that they have arrived five years too late. The institution they thought was the current engine room of creativity has overcrowded studios, thanks in part to the very reputation that has drawn so many students there…” ...
“SAN FRANCISCO – Can the world live without Wikipedia for a day? The user-driven online encyclopedia is one of the Internet’s most visited sites, and at midnight Eastern Standard Time it began a 24-hour “blackout” in protest against proposed anti-piracy legislation that many leading websites — including Reddit, Google, Facebook, Amazon and others — contend...
if you treat someone the way you want to be treated, and if this is being treated well, should anything happen, atleast you won’t be the douche in the end. right? unless you’re water. then you should get treated til you are clean enough to douche.
this is hilarious
zombieantoinette: THIS truly is the feeling of crit.